I am on this site for a relationship (friendly to start with leading to something more serious). I am NOT interested in NSA, FWB, one night stands, BDSM, threesomes, or being someone's shag pal. I am a real person looking for someone who is genuine. Fed up with crude messages, they will be automatically deleted.
I have met some lovely men from this site. You will see me a lot on here and yes I have enough experiences to write a Comedy Book on Dating. I've been chased around my massage couch by an amorous chap, I've lent my couch out for a threesomes group and a lovely man bought me a packet of HobKnobs. What else can a woman ask for? Thank you to all you polite men.
Complementary therapy, colour consultancy and training is what I do. Massage is not another word for sexual favours, it is medical. If you have a need for hopi ear, facials or massage for genuine muscle aches/pain or for relaxation, feel free to ask.
I prefer to chat to a gorgeous face, a penis is not nice. If you are a smoker, a frequent drinker, a married man, a player or just interested in sex, don't bother chatting me up.
It's all about passion and chemistry for me. I look for thoughtfulness, good humour, reliability, positivity and a romantic. I will only date guys who are at least 5' 9" tall, aged between 38 and 54, intellectual, in good shape and who knows how to look after a woman. If that's you please make contact. x