Firstly, if I wink at you or favourite you it's because I like what I've read (and seen). If you want to message me make sure you've read my profile first :)
DESCRIPTION:
Pros: Married (happily, so requires discretion), well used but in mint condition, professional guy. I love naughty emails and self pics, discrete meetings and experimenting sexually. LOVE giving oral, and love being watched. Public masturbation and flashing, and also voyeurism.
SPECIFICATION:
5' 7" to 5' 8", depending on thickness of carpet and straightness of back.
Dark eyes, not yet fitted with x-ray vision or google eyelids.
Strong arms with tattoos
Strong legs with a fair amount of scarring from previous mischief
Stomach is as flat as a washboard, that's been slightly inflated, and then inflated a bit more.
Smile - genuine and childish.
TERMS OF LEASE: Is available for short or long term (subject to availability) NSA frolics. Unavailable for emotional connection due to commitment elsewhere. Physically available for anything, except deep space and ice skating.
COST: free to careful user* (*conditions apply) with fun, easy going intelligent and sexy individuals.
USER MANUAL: The individual responds well to those who are easy going, fun, flirtatious behaviour, good conversation, sensuality & intimacy and of course, total honesty. Thrives on great humour, those who are spontaneous and have a little or large naughty streak that may or may not involve sneaking glimpses up your skirt.
The DO NOTS are simple: NO SMOKERS or baggage handlers, or lonely hearts who want to be loved. Don't ask me for information that I've already declined to give. If I want you to know, I'll tell you :). No risk takers (emotionally or maritally) - discretion is the key.
Built to last, this individual has a long battery life and will perform exceptionally well. Loves and performs exceptionally and is open to discussion on most things. This particular multi tasking model is experienced and above all fun. When treated with respect, this individual will respond extremely well and will be very, very eager to please.
Due to the unique nature of this individual please note that there is only one in stock.
This individual is prepared to travel through the chaos caused by pedestrians and other road users to meet suitable persons, once comfort is established.
GUARANTEE: This individual will arrive perfectly packaged, on time and fit for purpose. If this individual does not reach you in perfect condition you may send him packing.
APPLICATIONS: If interested then don't delay. Get in touch or send a wink. All interesting messages and suitors will be responded to if the subject piques my interest :)
Unit is currently Docked and Recharging for next use.
. . . . . . Have fun.