I am an intelligent, attractive, amusing, genuine, honest and outspoken lady, hoping to find a genuine handsome ,intelligent charming, loyal, beautiful soul who is going to sweep me off my feet, and make me smile forever !! However if all that fails then fate will have decided that I am truly destined to be on my own forever.. ! However that does not mean I will settle for anything less, as I am extremely fussy and certainly not desperate..! So I guess I should declare myself officially very shallow'.... :) x
No DENTURES, CAPS or any other false anatomy parts please... if you do have your own teeth they need to be clean, healthy, daily flossed and preferably a shade of white please. A regular dentist is also a must at approx. 6 monthly intervals NHS is fine !
Do not contact me if you have copious amounts of filthy food infested facial hair, a large forehead, unkempt feet, shapeless body, thick ankles, overweight and sweaty, have ginger hair, are feeble, weak minded , anxious, depressed, on medication or have any other physiological problems. Good hygiene is paramount, so stinking historic body odor will not be tolerated.
PLEASE NOTE: I will not be striking up any sort of communication be it pleasantries or otherwise with anyone one who has stomach issues such as IBS. Reason being is that I dont wish to hook up with anyone who has a crusty old F***** up Arse !!
I am of course exceptionally affectionate and dont take myself too seriously.! I keep myself fit and healthy with good eating and the gym.. Occasionally.!!. I also happen to love the odd duvet day, listening to the rain outside, chilling with a DVD...heaven!!
God I hope Im not being too 'picky' here guys.. Many Thanks xxx