Juliet seeks Romeo...
*Oh wait, that's not quite right. Ummm...*
Fucked up little deviant princess seeks her equally fucked up deviant Prince Charming.
*Ok, that's capturing the moment more appropriately.*
So....
Likes walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, cosy nights cuddling up in front of a movie.
*Well, yes to all of those but that's not really enough now is it. So, let's think...*
Likes dungeons, fetish clubs, over the knee spankings, being fucked like a whore. Being tied up, sucking cock and dressing up.
*Ah, now we're cooking.*
Ideal man...kind, caring, considerate, thoughtful, romantic, good sense of humour, intelligent.
*God, he sounds awfully dull, all of those qualities would be great but he still sounds terribly dreary. What else, what else...after all, this princess does need to be stimulated {snigger}.*
Hmmmm...
Dominant, sadistic, charmingly evil, rough, creative, likes to make nice girls cry.
*Mmmmmm, now he's definitely sounding more interesting.*
Ideal first date...well, it's important to get the first coffee out of the way but after that...a romantic dinner in a charming bistro where we can chat and get to know one another.
*Yawn...*
A drink in a busy and dark bar, lots of touching, letting the chemistry sizzle then back to a hotel for rough sex and a spanking.
*Yikes, I'm such a slut. Perhaps I should go for the original plan, but hey, I like being bad. Nope, dark bar and rough sex. After all, it's my ideal first date not what a good girl would do...*
You should message me if...you make good coffee, like good company and good laughs.
*I hate to burst the bubble but you're unlikely to get a reply.*
You should message me if...you make good coffee, know how to use a flogger and could fuck me senseless.
p.s. You must like animals (in the non-biblical sense)...
*There we go, I think that's just about perfect!!*