**************** Daytime meets are RARELY possible.... *****************
********* Do NOT call me babes/ hun/ hunni/ doll/ darling or similar - I will not reply if you do ************
******* Please don't use 'txt spk' - especially if aged 35+......! ***********
A demanding profile....? Some people seem to think so. Me? I just view it as I know what I like and I'm not settling for less :-) I'm not about to shag just anything - I like to find playmates attractive - and that is no bad thing, in my view.
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Looking for 1-2-1 fun in general. My husband is aware of this profile and anything I may get up to. Also occasionally looking for (M)MMF fun - with hubby either joining in or watching. 1-2-1 fun is usually far easier to arrange..
I have a weakness for dark haired (or greying dark haired) men with cheeky grins and a mischievous glint in their eye. Throw in some rugby thighs and a cute bum and you're half way there.. ;-)
Please do not expect a home visit to here - it's just not happening, no way, not ever! I only swap phone numbers with someone I am expecting to meet, not just anyone fancying phone sex (which I don't ever do) Nor do I want to do cam fun. And I've done the car/ van/ lorry fun thing - I don't need to do it again.... beds are much comfier!
Please don't expect a reply if you have no pics and/ or your profile is basically a one-liner.. Also, messages along the lines of 'fancy a f**k?' just don't do it for me, for some reason...! ;) I'm a curvy size 16 (think Nigella - before the diet!) so if this isn't your thing, then fair enough - we all have our preferences..
Age limits are flexible - but only to a degree. If you are young enough to be my son or old enough to be my dad (you can do the maths yourselves!) then it's a no, no matter how mature/ youthful you are for your age - it's a headspace thing for me!
Winks do nothing for me - if you want to get my attention and a response then send me a message instead - preferably of more than one sentence in length and without any 'txt spk' ) ;)
Ideally I'm looking for someone aged 35- 53, within 25 miles maximum (preferably less) of where I live and who can accommodate (as I can't) (or who wants to go to a swing club to meet..... ;-))