**REAL WOMAN SEEKING THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK**
If you are an intelligent, erudite and articulate soul with an irreverent sense of humour, please message me.
If you do not understand the above sentence- then please - pass me by.
BOYS....Why would you waste your time and mine by sending me a lame 'Hi, how are you' and the like...take it from me, I'm fine! If not exhausted by repeated examples of you lot being too bloomin' lazy to read my profile!
MOVING ON...
I consider myself to be one of the few ladies on this site and as such, I have boundaries which include an age range of between 37 - 52. I am a non smoker, you should be too.
I adore the English language and would expect you to have a jolly good grasp of it.
Txt spk has me rchn 4 the blk buton.
Excuse me one moment...
**steps up onto soapbox**
I recognise that this site is an affiliate of many others. I accept we are all adults, ultimately looking for the same thing. What I refuse to accept is bad manners and a lack of respect. I'm here for a good time done well. That does not include a quick fumble or a leg over.
...and PLEASE...if you find my profile intimidating or think I'm up my own derriere...you don't score any points by writing and telling me...it says FAR more bout you than it does me and smacks of a deep sense of your insecurity.
I am a feisty fat female who is earthy and all woman. If you believe the press...then I have a vagina like an supermarket carrier bag and am grateful for any man who might shag me...However, if you have a modicum of intelligence and respect for women, you will recognise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, that there is an allure particular to a large lady who takes care of herself. This includes soft skin, a yielding body, undulating curves and hips to grab with a derriere to worship.
Married men are more than welcome to approach me - boundaries I may have, but moral values are poor in relation to other women's husbands. Such a bad woman am I!
That said...none of this 'NSA' shenanigans...I am happy and willing to become a mistress (not of the dominatrix type).
...and finally - if you are married and THINK you want to do this...if this is your first time...pass me by. I am not interested in you trying it out and then deciding you are guilty/don't have the time etc etc...
In short...I am looking for a strong man who knows his mind, appreciates a real woman and who has traditional values.