Members looking for sex in Birmingham, UK

If your dick isn't bigger than mine I'm locking you away in chastity and flushing your key immediately, your useless dick does not deserve pleasure. You need a powerful woman to decide over your sex life. And my decision for you is lifelong celibacy.

I'm 38 years old, living in the Birmingham region.
I'm interested in meeting a man aged between 60 and 99.