Against my better judgement here i find myself. Im not after a fumble nor a one night stand. ........Im 5 foot short , a bit smaller than dawn french in build. So larger than the average bear boo boo ! .........I am considered funny by nature and sarcastic. I know it's considered the lowest form of wit but its low like my height......... If a chunky is not your cup of tea then please feel free to have a coffee with that beatiful twig with the personality of a soap on a rope ......... I like someone who can actually hold a conversation with me. ....I am tactile and beleive in true romance , im not after money nor possessions . Just someone true funny and willing to face funny based abject humiliation in the most random of places and someone willing to return said fun humiliation right back at me . .....Yes, like most girls, i love a walk hand in hand on a warm beach i, it is a lovely thing. And someone i can play scrabble with without being asked how to spell ....what , where , happy. .....Etc etc ...... i love going out with friends on the weekends , i like bowling , reading , i love to cook , and swimming. I also like to wrap myself in a blanket and roll around on the floor pretending i am a worm, ok thats rubbish , but i was just making sure you were reading this properly . .........I have no time for miserys or people with anger issues , id sooner put salt on an open wound. .......I might be 51 but i pride myself on having the personality of an immature 30 year old ! Obviously there is a time and a place for such behaviour. But its great when it happens...... Do you ever wonder what colour a smurf goes if you strangled one ????? ........My late dad , was always laughing at me , shaking his head he always said " i love it you never change or conform ". Life is so so short so i have no intention of changing. ...........Im very low maintenance . Not into designer this or that , if its nice looks cute its fine by me. And talking of designer....im not into false lashes ...botox ....fake nails ...false hair .... ...face lifts ....or other unnecessary practices on the human body. ....Ludicrous. ! ....Unless there is a GENUINE reason for it. ..........Are you still reading ??? Wow !!! Thanks for taking an interest, now do i go on and on and on ....or save it for a date ? decisions decisions ....... Oh P.s. NOT into toyboys. I want a man who can not a boy who thinks he can. So please dont expect a reply if you are requesting "a good breaking in " as one youngling once asked of me. ................I will only consider a date on the basis of your profile content and the photos you post being representative of you, followed by sufficient messaging on this site. Should I give you my personal email address in time to continue further messaging and you attach photos to any messages that i have not asked for .......I will not open them and block you instantly. You have been warned!!