Hi guys
******* UPDATED 25th FEBRUARY 2017****************
Guy's just so you know if you message/wink at me and you are out of my age range and also NO PICTURE on your profile I do not receive them so STOP wasting your time
Whilst I appreciate this is a SEX site I will not meet and fuck on a first meet, unless there is a clique, I am old not desperate nor will I shag owt with a pulse unlike most on here it appears do.
When it is clear you have NOT read my profile I will ignore you
Whilst I appreciate this is a sex site "Do you like big cock?", "fancy a shag?" I could go on with the intellectual mind numbing dross that is sent to me, these will not win you any awards, please show respect, again I LOVE to use the ignore button
Age between 28 and 45 ONLY
NO SMOKERS only when we on fire in the bedroom ha ha
MUST HAVE a body pic on your profile
No more than 50 miles away unless your prepared to travel
Tall " SLIM" guy's only over 5'9"
NO SLUG monobrows one of my pet hates
NO NO NO COCK PICS WITH FIRST MESSAGE, I like to see first hand NOT in a pic
MUST HAVE !!!!!!!
Hair on your head please the one on your shoulders not into hairless men
NOT a lover of pirate beards clean shaven or stubble only
Man garden area free from vermain and bush hair
Own teeth no plink plink fizz
I maybe old but not quite ready for the old folk's home just yet, not ready for horlicks or tenna ladies either
I am fun, flirty and naughty, but do not suffer fools, treat me with respect and I will do the same
I love kissing as this is the start to great sexual chemistry
If I have piqued your interest come and say hi
Jules x