Hi! I'm Jane. Message me, and I will actually reply and talk to you IF are laid back and friendly, and IF you can manage a few things. Don't wink. I will just send you a not interested if you do. Don't click the link that says "ask to see more of Jane" or whatever it says. Don't forgo normal introductions in place of questions like "do you do anal?" We'll get to that. I know it is a casual sex website, but it is still nice to know that the person I'm talking to is more than a monosyllabic walking erection. Just, you know, say hi and who you are and what you're seeking and we can talk. It's pretty simple. This does not mean I will reply to everyone, this does not mean that every 'hi wut r u up 2?' will pass the bar, and if you send me a follow-up saying "i thought you said you'd replyyyyyyyy" then that's minus 100 points.
Another couple of tips - don't do everything on my 'don't' list just to be annoying. What does that achieve? Congratulations, you are annoying. Meanwhile I'm having decent conversations with people other than you. And don't attempt to take me down a peg. It isn't original, and though I'm actually very down to earth normally, when people try that shit with me my ego grows to the size and intensity of a thousand suns. Your efforts to be condescending or insulting will not get through that, I promise. Happy messaging!