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Honor Oak, London


Feel kinda inexperienced here as I'm new to the site - but first of all 'Hi Boys!' I'm Cleo - a 44 year old footloose and fancy free female and classically trained pianist whose first passion in life is Music and the Arts.
Looking for an easy going guy - who knows exactly what keys to press to make me hit those high notes and octaves (no couples or attached/ married men - though this is currently under review lol!!)
to hook up on a REGULAR BASIS for some possible sensual, steamy and fun times! I'm 5"7 with naturally chestnut Cleopatra bobbed hair, big brown 'come to bed eyes' ( so I've been told!!) poutingingly kissable lips, reasonably attractive and a generously sexy size 18 with a curvy set of 44E boobs and ass to match!
Joined site thinking it was purely for admirers of Big women - but since clocked that they've blended everything into one!! (Cheap ba****ds!!)
So PLS DON't message me if you're expecting a wee lassie who looks like she could do with a few extra hot meals and a wee dram of whiskey inside her!!! Don't do webcam or give out my number... sort of an old fashioned gal who prefurs to chat via the site online and willing later to swap FACE pics only through email only - nots WattsApp ... so please don't ask cos ill ignore you!
If you're lucky... Maybe Kik x Would ideally meet up first time ONLY for drinks and to see if we had a connection and compatible! Who knows - we might like/ fancy/ each other on sight and can't wait to jump into bed and fulfil each others wildest steamiest fantasies!! Pls feel free to message me once again - and yes I've clearly highlighted this as some guys seem to become illerate...Dyslexic...Delusional..,Depraved and their genitals suddenly become their own inbuilt radar:-)
{PLS be honest with yourselves and me with the following... No-one likes a time waster!!
And my pet hate; MEN MINUS MANNERS!!
I am a Leo ... So us Lionesses have fierce tempers when roused... Be warned! Message me: 1) ONLY if you adore Big Beautiful REAL Women & not the stick thin famished looking type!! Real everyday gals have curves ( or rolls for everyday lingo!!) and we live life to enjoy and savour... When starving, after a long hard day's slog, would you choose a plate of spare ribs, that although yummy looking, is gone in a couple of minutes after a few nips?
Leaving you to gnaw on a couple of bones like some rabid Cujo dog??? WTF!! Or would you savour a massive, juicy, steamy steak - that is tender in ALL the right places and where you can't WAIT to get stuck in and relish the taste and aroma of the meat? To have that sweet juice dribbling down your lips and fingers... Waiting ..to... Be... Licked
Mmmmmmm - 'Ready for Meat & Bisto' Boys?
Enough said. 2) Are near to 6ft or over ( I'll leave Lil Miss 'Snow White' to get upto tricks with her 7 mini man gangbang...
Wow! What a gal to aspire to though!
Could take 7 men EVERY night and STILL have the energy to be skipping and singing - cooking and cleaning from the crack of dawn!
No wonder they renamed one of those dwarves 'Happy!!)
I however, have a real weakness for really tall guys! :-) 3) FAIRLY good looking, own hair!!
Not expecting my favourite boys...Brad, Gerard, Denzil, Morris Chesnut, Terence 'touch me' Howard ummm, Gorgeous James (McAvoy) or Richard 'Strike Back' Armitage to pop up.... But some extremely dodgy looking guys on here who wouldn't look out of place on either 'Crimewatch' or 'The Walking Dead' set! 4) Open Minded & extremely liberal!! I love to test boundaries - so no Mama's Boys here! Cut those apron strings! 5) CLEAN! ( 3 little words Boys... Soap! Razor Deroderant!!) 6) SANE!!!!!!! ( some of you DEFINITELY could do with some psychological help and some strong, strong drugs!
Your requests are NOT normal!!) 7) INTELLIGENT...can string a sentence together instead of "Hey! How's u? Gotta big 1!!" 8) MUST be demonstrative and the touchy feely type that enjoys really long slow sensual kissing... Mmmmm!!
I want an actual Man - not 'The Terminator!' 9) VERY large where it counts,... This includes the terms; WELL HUNG! MASSIVE! BIG WHERE IT COUNTS!!
HUNG LIKE A HORSE/DONKEY!
EXTREMELY IMPORTANT FACTOR BOYS!!
I wish I could be more politically correct and sweet - but we'd both know I was lying through my back teeth!
Same as boobs... Tiny handful? Or 'My Cup Runneth Over' time?
Next Please!! 10) Must be funny as hell!!
Love guys who can make me laugh - that would definitely be an added bonus - even in the most passionate of moments it's good to giggle together!! So if you're funny and can appreciate the humorous side of life... you're my kind of man!!
I do have a crazy and extremely filthy/ warped SOH ...will laugh at myself AND my own jokes... In other words - I don't take life seriously! Have an extremely complicated and hectic lifestyle - And no... Nothing to do with having a ring on/ off my finger!
So arranging possible meets would be difficult - but not Mission Impossible!!
Living or meeting in the city would be ideal! Only available some weekdays and for safety issues - WOULD NOT ACCOMADATE nor would I meet at yours! So until we knew each other better and trust issues were established - a hotel would be the ideal solution! By the way ... call me naive or put it down to my very strict and sheltered upbringing before I discovered Boys/Men - but what the hell is 'Deep Stick????'
{SOMETIME LATER....)
Ohhhhhhhhh... THAT'S what it is!! Thanks for letting me know!!
Another thing to add to my 'To Do' list!!
Who's game?? Xx

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