In moments of indecision I always ask myself what would Charlie Sheen do? In the past I have won bullfights in San Juan, have attached a bunch of flattering adjectives to my name to impress people and have enjoyed spending time with my own personal saviours around me. I can read Sanskrit and have recycled disposable cigarette lighters in my spare time. I am not only an outlaw in Peru, but also can bake 30 minute brownies in 26 minutes. I know who would win if the Hulk would have to take on the Transformers. I have played a small acting part in nature films such as "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory" and I can whistle Beethoven's 9th without taking an extra breath. I am not only a numerologist, but also can wear a bow-tie without looking like a clown. I am not only an abstract painter, but also can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I can walk on water. I read, frolic, draw, cook, balance, and I hug - All at the same time. I discovered pants with horizontal stripes make me look chubby despite my lean figure. I think with sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine (bad idea!). I know why there is Braille on drive up ATM machines. A long time ago I discovered that a very small cucumber is called a Gherkin. When I'm bored, I blink wildly and then close my eyes really tight for an interesting light show. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know but 10 brownie points if you can tell me. I can hurl bowling balls at small moving objects with deadly accuracy and have written an encyclopaedia that is now used as supplementary reading material for people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf. My friends say I don't like you until I tease you. I know that the tooth fairy does not exist. I'm shy, clingy, boring and terrible in bed... Come on, you know you want me. "Everybody dies, not everybody lives" -- I love the quote, but have no idea where what it means.
Are you and your group of friends inclusive and kind to new people Do you see yourself as curious rather than scared, clever rather than cool, an individual rather than special, and petite rather than slim? In that case we should talk. I know I'm not for most of you and vice-versa, so if I stop responding at some point it's probably for the best. I just want to hang out casually to see if there is chemistry between us. Or we'll just be friends. I'm fine with either outcome - or neither. I get out enough as it is. Send me an email, lets get to know each other and we'll take it from there.