Soooo... something is being put in the water in Stoneybatter?!?
About me, I was born at a very young age with photoshopped good looks and a chiselled body.
I've been house trained but poorly maintained. I'm reliably informed that I'm a great kisser and a generous lover; rest assured all informants have been paid handsomely. Others have indicated that a little grey hair suits me, and they have all been dealt with appropriately.
I'm well traveled, mainly between the place where I work and sleep; but happily I'm financially set up for life, provided I kick it next week.
The excitement of receiving an automatic reply in the inbox is starting to wear off... but those I have received so far have greatly inflated my confidence... which I'm now dependent on in place of wit, experience and youth.
If I've already pissed you off l'm sorry, if not please take a number and be seated, I'll be with you shortly.
Anything else you want to know, please ask... failing that, rummage through my bins outside in the usual way. The only thing that I can promise is sensual attentive loving and multiple orgasms, I'm properly well endowed and blessed with stamina.
I am a very happy, easy going, sex loving guy who would love to meet similar people. Don't want anything serious or any drama. Sense of humour is essential and before you ask i don't have any fetishes really. The excitement for me is that it's new and unknown.
Excite me!