I'm having a moment of destructive behaviour, not that any other day is different :p .. throw in a bit of meh! Stirred with a lot of fuck sakes!! And you end up making a profile like this.. haha
SEXTING.. type chat, webcam chat.. if that's what your looking to have... move along, not getting that here.. Thank you for reading, have a wonderful day *peanut head tilt smile and sigh*
Cougar trolling: I understand you young guys want an older lady to teach you a few tricks.. and although I can't answer for other women my age, I am flattered.. and appreciate some of the beautiful comments. However, my teaching aides when I was younger was porn, practise and communication with the engagee.
I'm sorry, but I'm over being the teacher, I just want to be a student.. lol
PHOTOS.. don't ask for one, the one on here, is all your going to get. If you want a sexy pic or a pussy-tit pic I'm sure you will find plenty online.
Else pay me 1k.. for the pics. I accept all major credits cards ... haha
Your pics.. I find it sexier and more dignified looking at profiles with face pics than your midlife crisis cock pics. But hey, if it gets you some lady, all the power to you, just don't for a moment think its going to be me.
MEETINGS.. if its not going to work for me, time-wise, don't push it.
If a meet has been organised, you have one shot at it, cancel or dont show for what ever reason.. 2nd chance you won't get.
I'm not up for idol chit chat, I don't care to know you that well, its a fuck, nothing more.. don't fall in love with me, I'll rip your heart out n eat it!! Then I'll toss you aside, like yesterdays fish n chip wrapper.
My fantasies.. I've done, not my problem you haven't done yours.
If I give you my mobile number, it means I'm to lazy to keep checking the site messages... else wait all day for a reply.