Hello and thanks for popping by
I am Just looking around for now...Don't really know what it is I am looking for.... or if I am even really looking for anything... perhaps a good place to start would be a drink or dinner.. and see where the mood takes us..
I am very shy... and very very inexperienced..
Due to a rather unfortunate incident in my past...I have spent many years basically totally asexual... Didn't want it... Didn't need it...so I avoided it completely.....but suddenly I awoke with an insatiable need... an itch to scratch so to say.......but just as quickly as this need arose... it will disappear and I will be back to being asexual...
The thought of encounters such as these scares me ...alot.... so should I decide to be brave and meet.. please be gentle and understanding... I can talk the talk.. but not always good at walking the walk
My needs are simple... guide me in the finer art... and lick me till I fall apart... (nothing anal tho)
I like my men to be CAUCASIAN... WHITE.... ( I am not racist... it is just an ideals thing)....
living in the Sydney area
MUST be cut....( I am a foreskin phobic) .. this is an exclusion criteria...
I am not a fan of tattoos.. actually, I hate them
no strange piercings
prefer clean shaven ..( I like a smooth body from top to bottom)..
between the ages of 37-46... (not after someone that could pass as my son.. or someone old enuff to be my father) ...
and be very patient and understanding...
you must be single.. I am not the substitute for the person you married or commited to....
Please have a photo of your face online... as nice as the dick pics are.. they shouldn't be the way I recognize you if/when we meet
Me.. well I describe myself with an 'F'... fair complexion....an extreme fatty.. in my forties and fugly as sin
I am real Chubby..(as my pics demonstrate) so if you dont like a few extra handles to hold onto and the sound of slapping skin.. then move along...
My old body doesnt move the way it used too.. so unfortunately every position in the Karma Sutra will not be possible...
I am a true blonde from head to toe.
I am EXTREMELY shy..
I can run hot and cold....
Trying to catch up with me is generally about as easy as catching a fly with a pair if broken toothpicks... it can be done but it takes a whole lot of patience
My current living arrangements do not allow me to go for late night spontaneous rendezvous or have 'visitors' ...so I would need to come to you.. or we would need to find a mutually convenient place to meet...
I do have KiK and Viber... so we can talk there if required
I am sure there is more I should add.. but will do so at another time...
Fell free to ask if u wish to know more