Hi there. I've been on and off this site for over a year now and have definitely worked out what it is I am not looking for. Please read carefully and if you tick any of the boxes for what I'm not looking for so to speak please move on, they are non negotiable for me. Face it guys, us ladies are spoilt for choice so read carefully and learn something.
IF YOU....
Are not in the 40-50 age bracket, please move on, no I don't want a younger guy!
Are fibbing about your age save yourself the trouble. Photos don't lie, nothing to be gained in my opinion.
Are not prepared to email me a face pic very early in our conversation don't even bother to contact me. I've spent too much time in the past chatting for hours then when I receive a face pic, find that I don't feel an attraction.
Are a smoker- FORGET IT!!
Have penis photos displayed on your profile- you might feel really naughty taking them but trust me, they are not what nice girls like me want to see! A nice body shot of your torso or a nicely dressed one in your best outfit will get my attention! Be classy!!
Have a grey cutout as your profile pic. Remember, ladies are spoilt for choice, next please!
Make spelling or grammatical mistakes in your profile or use text language, chances are you won't get my attention either, I will move on very quickly!
Are here to waste my time, forget it! Had enough of them, yes you know who you are!
Are not prepared to chat, I love to chat, from there if I feel a connection or some chemistry I will definitely arrange to meet you. Take some time to get inside my head and see what happens!
Are wanting to talk dirty to me. Save it for when we know each other, I find it a total turn off from strangers!
Are overweight, sorry, no can do. You have to respect your body just a little bit for me to find you attractive.
Have excessive facial hair, long hair or lots of wild woolly hair down below (for when we meet of course), sorry just my personal preference.
Can't meet in the daytime chances are we are wasting our time no matter how lovely you are. I have a family so their needs come first out of school hours.
Can't be bothered being original in your first message to me- none of this generic would like to know more about you before we chat. Save the pet names for when we know each other.
Are only looking for random NSA fun- that's not me either, been there done that!
Have no information in your profile I can't make a judgement on whether I want to get to know you. Make it an interesting and wordy one and you will hook me.
Now, if you are still reading, feel very free to contact me if........
You can be respectful and discreet.
You take good care of yourself- smell yummy, dress nicely, have good teeth, are clean, drug and disease free.
You have a good sense of humour and can see the funny side of life.
You are a glass half full kind of person, whingers do nothing for me.
You can carry on an intelligent conversation and appreciate one in return.
Love to spoil a lady and make her feel special, are a great kisser as well as have other talents a lady might appreciate.
You might be looking for a special FWB.
Hopefully that has thinned out the number of totally unsuitable messages I might receive. Sorry if I offend any of you but I'm a lady who knows what I want. Can't help it that I'm fussy so good luck in your search for whatever you are looking for.